Friday, July 20, 2012

The Dark Knight Rises (Spoiler Warning)

    MAJOR SPOILER ALERT************ Now that everyone has had a chance to see this film I can finally go into my full review. I think this was a great film, if you look at it by ITSELF. When put in this trilogy, it was just not up to par. Christopher Nolan had made some huge shoes to fill after The Dark Knight, but he didn't even try to fill them. The villians were not nearly as entertaining or charismatic like Ledger's role was. I expected a lot more from this film. The minute Nolan announced he will finish his trilogy he was saying he is done with Batman after this. Well the main feeling I got from this film was that he was tired of Batman and just wanted to end it. His story seemed rushed and made really no impact compared to the other films. The greatest thing about this film were the amazing effects he used on Pittsburgh. To see Heinz Field caving in as football players are running across it was really cool.
Where were Bale's good lines? The scenes from TDK where Batman was patching himself up and explaining he was attacked by dogs. Alfred is surprised he had a problem with dogs. Bale quickly responds in defense "They were big dogs." Or when he is ready to reveal himself as Batman and Alfred says they will have to lock him up too, as his accomplice. Bale quickly smarts off "I am gonna tell them it was all your idea." Where were this comedic elements? Yes this film was very dark and set it a rough time of Batmans life but these aspects were what made the previous film so much better. Heath Ledger's performance was nothing short of brilliant but that was not the only thing that made the film great. Sadly TDKR was missing a lot of the other elements that pieced TDK together so well. My intial theory on this film's plot would have been so much better. Batman is on the run from the police leaving Gotham to fall prey to criminals once again. Insert Selina Kyle, a theif turned Vigilante that decides to pick up where Batman left off but instead of Wayne's faith in the justice system, she will kill the bad guys. Then enter Bane with the mass destruction plot. Bane's plan to finish was Liam's character started in the first film was just not that great of a plot. Very creative to trap the entire police force underground but just didn't play out that well. Then Bane releases all the criminals in the city yet the league of Shadows was determined to Punish Criminals in their own ways. This made no sense to me. Also Bane's mask and why he needs it was never fully explained except that he was attacked trying to save Talia, who pretends to be a love interest for Bruce until turning on him in the end which was not very surprising to me either. Selina Kyle was mostly an ally to Batman which was odd to me.

I did enjoy the ending though. Batman flys off with the nuke appearing to be killed but only to leave Gotham for good with Selina while officer Blake is revealed to be Robin who is seen most likely finding the Bat Cave and becoming Gotham's next hero. So much for no cliffhangers! I still think it was a great ending though. Now there is a chance for someone to continue this with a Robin or Nightwing film. Who knows!

Of all of Nolan's films I feel this was just not his best work. It could have been so much better if he weren't in such a hurry to end his story and move on to whatever projects that he is interested in. The Dark Knight will always reign supreme as one of the best films I have ever seen. Batman Begins is much better than the final installment. The Dark Knight Rises was just a quick ending to an amazing story the creator didn't want to spend a lot of time on.                

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

The Unforgiven - excerpt I

The fantasy world we live in makes me laugh. Do you know what the truth is about our world? It is ugly. It is dark. It is violent and people will continue to die every day. The day I caught him was a glorious day. The man that took my son from me. As I held the gun in hand and raised it to his whimpering face I felt powerful, oh yes. The familiar click of the hammer cocking was sweet music to my ears. He begged in the end. Like a wallowing rat that deserved no mercy, he begged me not to do it. The thunder that came next was a sound I will never forget. He took my son and I finally took him. Vengeance doesn't fill the hole that's left in your heart from something like that. There is truly nothing worse than a mother or father outliving their child. I will never have relief from my pain and I know that now. My past life as a performer has been over for years but now I have a chance to change the world. My skills can be utilized for the greater good. Evil walks these streets every day and innocent people get caught in it's wake. I would die for my town. I would gladly trade my life for my son's life but that is not how it works. There are no superheroes that show up to save the day. There are no millionaire's to build an alterego and teach criminals the way of the world because they will never learn. There is a way to punish them though. I can create something to fight against the darkness. The police will call it a vigilante but it will be a vigilante like nothing they've ever seen. Things are going to get bloody before it all ends. They will all fall beneath the very blades I made a living with all those years ago. The bible may say that those who ask for forgiveness may be forgiven but I refuse to believe that. There are those people that walk this planet like the man that took my son. They prey on the innocent. They pollute our homes with drugs and violence. I will make a mark on this world and they shall be known. They are the unforgiven.

Sunday, July 8, 2012

The children have spoken!!! ... sort of

I doubt I will ever have children but as much of a smart ass as I am, I would totally help them do this as well!



Doesn't stop them from syphoning your allowance!!

Totally

He brought tears to a lot of our eyes little one..

Same here.. well not with a doll house.. more of a "cat house" type, never mind

oh we've all been lied to kid..

I'm scared

Speaking the truth!!!

I can't even afford to go to the uni-mart down the street...

Honk if I pay for your foodstamps, your unemployement, and now your health insurance..
I think they broke their horn...

Just don't try to hide your money up your ass, believe me they'll find it.. *limps away*

"Peace for everyone--- I just sh*t my pants.."

Thanks to Oddee