That's right, we said it!

We all think it but we don't admit to it. Here's some truth in advertising!

Wait how did you kn--- I mean no I don't!

Yeah, just ask our taste tester!

I tried that too and failed...

even If apple were this honest, idiots would still buy them

yeah, leave that shit for the rabbits!

I guess putting the definition of Fugly on here was too much.. well theres the next best thing

gimme gimme gimme!!!!

oh yes telling it how it is!

*whipping sound* thats right bitch!

durex, for the desperate.. but classy, man

I don't hear any other good ideas for this stuff, do you???