Tough guys are ignorant... of their surroundings.. FAIL

We men have to look tough. It's a dog eat dog world and none of us want to appear weak, we need to hide it, and a tough looking photo can be great.. unless you aren't paying attention to your surroundings.. so let's take a gander at some of these failures

Looking tough like my brotha the Biebs!

You have a pretty intimidating bedroom, I am seriously terrified

Now lets not judge too quickly, he could be an expert at decapitations from a moving car..bed

Don't make fun of panda foo!

The new picture webster has under the definition of Creepy

That's right Gangsta, we sparkle bitches!

Guns don't kill people, people that use pink bathroom scrubs with guns kill people... and wear their skin

Dude your dad is naked. Dude, your dad. Is. Naked.

This was planned. I was in front of the next window bent over with a girly sigh and a sign saying badass pointed down at me, I promise

AND THE GRAND FINALE... THE MOST EPIC TOUGH GUY FAIL I HAVE EVER SEEN:

what's with his face? I think there's another one hidden somewhere we can't see..

Thanks to Oddee: Oddee

Skyrim: Final Thoughts

Bethesda knew about PS3 issues before launch

So it's been about four months or so since this game released and it still is not functioning on the playstation3 normally. Several patch attempts have been released to correct these errors but ultimately the game is still running terribly with large save files. I am officially ending my opinions on this game with this final blog on it.

I understand there will always be potential problems with a large game like this designed for PC and ported to a console but after Mr Howard's response about Skyrims PS3 issues, it all sounds like a bunch of bullshit. Bethesda knows that this game is not going to be fixed and now its time to own up to their big mess up. I was not a fan of this series going in, and I do think Skyrim is a great game, when it works anyway. I know that delaying the playstation release would have pissed off alot of playstation fans but they are already pissed off as it is now. Bethesda, you fucked up, end of story. You should have tested this game completely. You should have had at least two or three people on each console playing, exploring the map to 100% and completeing all the missions to see how the save files would hold up with such a large amount of information stored, but in the end, you were lazy and didn't care. I know people will still run out to the stores like their ass is catching fire to grab Elder Scrolls VI, if it ever comes, but I will not be one of them. This was inexcusable in my opinion. You make take credit for a great looking and fun playing game, but in the end, when it has problems running, shame on you.

In the words of Colin Moriarity, "Don't make excuses, make video games." If you can't port such a large game properly, then don't do it. Or maybe seperate the maps like Kingdoms of Amalur. Reckoning has a large map, but it's divided more than skyrim. It doesn't look as beautiful as skyrim does, but the fucking game plays. I've been involved with Amalur for two weeks now and I haven't even noticed the game even studder. I load Skyrim and if I play for more than two hours without lag or a slight freeze in the game, it'd be a fucking miracle. So PC, XBOX, fans can defend Bethesda all you want. What it comes down to in the end is if the game works great, and it does not. You don't see vehicle manufacturers selling poor running vehicles do you? Get your shit together.

A curious Tale of bad parenting

So Halloween has come and gone once again. Another holiday of parents worrying about their children from things like traffic and creepy people out and about to checking candy for razor blades. Sadly in our world, not all parents care that much. Some are just idiots, and then here are some that make me believe there should be a procreation act forcing some people to undergo the procedures ensuring they cannot have children.

Now the kids look cracks me up, but seriously? What was this idiot thinking

Apparently all the ted bundy costumes were taken this year

The parents of this child obviously have high expectations of their child

Nothing like teaching your daughter to be a whore early on

And again I have no idea what these guy was going for. I hope his kid is terrified of horror films later on, serves him right

Nice example setting

If this ladies kid was shot, serves him right. I can't believe how stupid some people can be

Another example of a mother having high expectations of her daughter's future

I am speechless on this one. Where did the idea come from, and who thought it was a good one in the first place?

Fail of the week 11-1-2011

Well this week was my favorite holiday, Halloween! So I decided to post a hallween fail and found one that is funny and can be helpful. Remember that masks sometimes impair vision, and here is a great example.

Fail of the week

We all love the film "Risky Business" and you know what favorite scene we all love to act out. You know what I love more though? When someone attempts it and FAILS.

Memories of summer beaches

Ah don't we all just love the beach? Yes you do admit it. Of course there are some interesting things happening there as well. Lets take a look shall we?

Some business's take some time to get going strong. The Ocean side car wash, not a very good idea

If you've never been terrified at the beach before well here is your chance. I'm not gonna be able to fall asleep now without scaring myself into thinking he's in my closet waiting for his chance...

The happy couple goes to the beach. She's all smiley because he never does anything nice for her and now surprises her with a beach trip. Now we see how he deals with it, happy dreams apparently

This is a classic trick like the hole in the popcorn tub at the theatre. "Ah I think a starfish went in there, get it!"

To be fair to this guy, having that wedged up there like that seems to keep his back's posture very good.

What the hell is that chair made out of? Adamantaim?

Hey guys, it's called high tide for a reason...

Thanks to oddee

Fail of the week

Now parents used to say never to jump on the bed. I guess kids these days aren't taught the same.

Moron of the week

Moron of the week: Drunk Father

Friends don't let friends drive drunk. Fathers don't let daughters drive drunk either but drunk fathers apparently let their 9 year old daughters drive them to the store. Oh, so close at being a responsible drinker. Hey dad, F A I L. I am in support of Obligating certain men of Vascectomies. Ding Ding we have a winner here

FAIL of the week

The zombies are really here. They are the people with bad hangovers walking around out there. They are grouchy but harmless. Some of them, like Captain Campground here, need to pick a better place to sleep it off.